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New rule: People with tribal tattoos can no longer own Washington state sports teams.
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Nick Lachey, Newlyweds Douche and Jessica Simpson Ex, No Longer Owns the Tacoma Rainiers

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New rule: People with tribal tattoos can no longer own Washington state sports teams.
Here's some good news! The next time you go to a Tacoma Rainiers minor-league baseball game, you won't have to turn sheepishly to your buddy and say "You know that 33 cents of every dollar that this team makes goes to that douchebag from 98 Degrees and Newlyweds, Nick Lachey, right?"

That's because the Rainiers have just been sold to a handful of Washington locals led by Tacoma's own telecom whiz Mikal Thomsen.

Hygiene product Lachey, a man whose career now consists almost exclusively of attending photo-ops, become a one-third owner back in 2006, a year after he and pop princess (and actually a pretty decent person) Jessica Simpson divorced when he refused to be a part of Simpson's philanthropy efforts.

News of the team's sale was announced this morning at the newly renovated Cheney Stadium.

Frankly, whoever owns the team, all we ask is that nobody fucks with Rhubarb the Raindeer's mojo.

Because we'd take this:

over this:

any day.

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