Over the weekend Courtney Love took a break from begging her Twitter followers to become de facto lawyers in favor of a much more familiar activity: lashing out at another celebrity. Her target was fellow weirdo Kelly Osbourne, and her weapon of choice was a story about how Osbourne played the "Mia" to Love's "Vincent" in a real-life re-enactment of the overdose scene in Pulp Fiction.
Here's the clip, which appeared on Love's video channel for the site VYou.com.
Essentially, Love was pissed that Osbourne called her a "crackhead" on the E! show Fashion Police. And answering a question about how long she's been sober (since October 2005, she claims), Love goes on to deliver a rambling rant, complete with several stabbing motions, about how if it weren't for her, Osbourne would be dead.
"This girl I know, Kelly Osbourne, I've saved her life twice. I've done CPR, I've put things in her boobs. [She was on] Oxycontin, cocaine, foaming at the mouth."
Osbourne hasn't been quoted yet with a response, although she seemed to sum up her sentiments shortly after Love's yarn on Twitter.