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So I was trollin' at HuffPo yesterday, telling some libtard about how if Obama wasn't a Muslim Marxist Kenyanazi that he would just show his

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Will the Employer Seeking "Writers to Post Right-Wing Comments to News Outlets" Please Call Me Back

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So I was trollin' at HuffPo yesterday, telling some libtard about how if Obama wasn't a Muslim Marxist Kenyanazi that he would just show his birth certificate where it would say so. Then something caught my eye. It was a job ad that read "Writers Needed To Post Right-Wing Comments (Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto, Halifax)." "Perfect!" I chortled. "I live near Vancouver." But then it was gone, and I was left with nothing but a broken link and a half-finished cover letter lifted from my tear-stained Atlas Shrugged Cliffs Notes.

Here's a screen shot of the ad before it was plucked up by the invisible hand of the Free Market.

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Writers needed to post right-wing comments to social media and news outlets.

We are a social media company working for a political organization, hired to help balance the left-wing bias of the major media outlets by supplying a team of writers who will post to newspaper comments, media forums, Facebook pages, etc.

Your writing must be strong, right-wing and use the supplied talking points without being bogged down in too much detail. You are creating an online persona with a consistent tone. Ideally you can find or construct facts and statistics to stir controversey. Where suited humour is welcome.

You are a news junky who is able to log on to news forums and Facebook pages several times a day. You are able to write comments tailored to new topics while repating key talking points.

Compensation: TBD, hourly rate and volume of online activity. Bonuses for controversial postings that heat up a topic or forums thread.

This ad, as it turned out, was a repost of an earlier Craigslist ad that had met a similar fate after short-lived infamy on the Twitter.

Conservative trolls get paid to hijack threads in Canada too. This is why you DNFTT - Do Not Feed the Trolls http://bit.ly/hWQk6Hless than a minute ago via web

RT @jason_a_w: Worried about left-wing bias on Twitter? Make like the Canadians and hire some balance! (via @amoir) http://bit.ly/e4MiN5less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Life just not working out for you? Why not become a right wing troll in Canada to fight against "left-wing bias"? http://bit.ly/e4MiN5less than a minute ago via web

It's most likely a hoax.

But if it's not, all I can hope is that they that check out my work on Politico and elsewhere, where I post under the pseudonym "pasquino marforio."

Call me!

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