--OK. Drinks are kinda pricey . . . DJ sucked. . . I did bite some woman's lip off though. So yeah, that was cool.
That's probably not exactly how 37-year-old Kaycee Mae Gonzales' conversation went after she was arrested for biting most of another woman's lip off on Jan. 23, but still . . .
The Yakima Heraldreports this morning that Gonzales has been charged with second-degree assault following a night of heavy boozing, in which she allegedly attacked the woman not only with the lip-bite-attack, but also by bashing her over the head with a blunt object.
Police said the woman was missing a "large section" of her lower lip and that the injury was "consistent with teeth marks." The woman also had a visible laceration on the top of her head.