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Last month, when UrbanCondoSpace.com reported that local hero-turned-World Series champion pitcher Tim "the Freak" Lincecum bought a condo at Escala in downtown Seattle, the whole

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Tim Lincecum's Condo in Downtown Seattle Is a Barren, Artless Wasteland (VIDEO)

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Last month, when UrbanCondoSpace.com reported that local hero-turned-World Series champion pitcher Tim "the Freak" Lincecum bought a condo at Escala in downtown Seattle, the whole city rejoiced that he still likes us. So what level of pimp status has the lanky hurler achieved in his plush lair? A new Cribs-style video from CSN in San Francisco shows us.

Turns out that while his pad does include an assortment of flat-screen TVs, video games, and a pool table--that's about it.

There doesn't appear to be a single piece of art on the walls. There's a place for a fireplace outside, a place for a chandelier on the ceiling, a place for food in the fridge, and a place for furniture pretty much everywhere.

Whether he'll ever put any of those things in these places remains to be seen.

Still, a man could sleep on an air mat in an apartment like that and have to try to not get laid.

Watch.

 
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