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First off, I'll admit that I haven't read Italian hobgoblin Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's book A Shore Thing . Nor do I intend to. But I'm

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Snooki Book Reviews on Amazon Are More Entertaining Than the Actual Book

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First off, I'll admit that I haven't read Italian hobgoblin Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's book A Shore Thing. Nor do I intend to. But I'm pretty sure there's no way the book can be as entertaining as its best reviews on Amazon.

Here are the top five.

First, there's someone who put the book to culinary use. Not eating it, of course, that would be silly, but cooking burgers with it. Greasy, greasy burgers.

The next one wins simply for including the words: "aneurysm," "strawberry schnapps," and "skank-herp" in a single sentence.

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Now here's someone with both a love of beach recreation and a background in civil engineering:

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We couldn't have a list without at least one positive review. This one's an obvious winner because it points out the likelihood that Snooki has a "ghost rider."

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Finally we have someone who has succesfully defined the zoological orientations of the Snooki. Turns out it's not Italian, American, or even human--but Ewok. Who knew?

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