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Think of the sun. It's super-big, right? You could fit like one million earths up in that bitch. So apparently scientists at the American Astronomical

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Scientists at Seattle Conference Say They Found a Black Hole as Big as 6.6 Billion Suns

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Think of the sun. It's super-big, right? You could fit like one million earths up in that bitch. So apparently scientists at the American Astronomical Society conference in Seattle just announced that they've found a black hole that can fit 6.6 billion suns inside it. That's just stupid big. How big? Break out your calculator.

If you could fit a million earths into the sun and 6.6 billion suns into the new giant black hole, you could fit 6.6 quadrillion earths into the new giant black hole.

And if there are 6,893,355,380 people on earth right now, and each earth had that many folks living on it, there'd be 4.5 septillion people there.

Of course, most of those folks have Facebook accounts--500 million per planet, actually. So that's 3.3 sextillion Facebook accounts. In digits, that's 3,300,000,000,000,000,000,000 Facebook accounts.

Now, since all these people with all these Facebook accounts happen to now be living inside an enormous black hole, one can imagine they're not too happy about it. So unhappy, in fact, that you'd be lucky to find one in 10 whose status update is something positive and not "omg fuckin blackhole life sux" or something.

So that's only 330 quintillion happy Facebook people, at best.

But given that they're stuck in a godforsaken black hole, that's still a lot.

Plus, the the other 3 sextillion unhappy folks would come around eventually. Simple math says it's inevitable.

 
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