Mike Blowers, Former Mariner, Current Broadcaster, and Home-Run Psychic, Arrested for DUI

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Let the public figure DUI news continue!

Mike Blowers, former M's infielder and current team broadcaster, was in court for a December DUI on Wednesday, reports The Seattle Times.

But don't fret, baseball fans: Blowers is said to have conducted himself like a true gentleman during the entire process. KING-5 News reports that Washington State Patrol Trooper Brandy Kessler, who arrested him in Pierce County, describes him as "very cordial, cooperative, and well-behaved."

What a guy!

Perhaps Blowers saw the arrest coming as he was driving away from the bar, and resolved to overwhelm the officer with kindness and flattery. Recall that the rightie is a bona fide Nostradamus in terms of predicting certain on-field occurrences.

We're thinking that prognosticating a crushing bomb to left center can't be any more difficult than predicting a crushing defeat spent overnight in the slammer.

 
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