UPDATE: Amazon has removed the DIY gastric-bypass surgery kit from its website. Apparently people will have to settle for kitchen knives and rubber bands from now on.
Paying $18,000 to $35,000 for a gastric bypass surgery is fine--if you want it performed by "doctors." But who needs those now that Amazon.com is selling DIY gastric-bypass surgery kits for only $263.95? And with three sets of supplies in each kit, even the most untrained amateur surgeon should be able to get it right by the third try.