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UPDATE: Amazon has removed the DIY gastric-bypass surgery kit from its website. Apparently people will have to settle for kitchen knives and rubber bands from

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Amazon Selling Do-It-Yourself Gastric-Bypass Surgery Kit

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UPDATE: Amazon has removed the DIY gastric-bypass surgery kit from its website. Apparently people will have to settle for kitchen knives and rubber bands from now on.

Paying $18,000 to $35,000 for a gastric bypass surgery is fine--if you want it performed by "doctors." But who needs those now that Amazon.com is selling DIY gastric-bypass surgery kits for only $263.95? And with three sets of supplies in each kit, even the most untrained amateur surgeon should be able to get it right by the third try.

The Medline Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass kits are sold by MedPlusDoctor, the New Jersey-based company that also sells this gorgeous disposable vaginal speculum, handy fecal testing kit, and stylish x-ray technician apron.

It comes with everything you need to surgically reduce the size of your stomach and put you on a path toward wearing sweatpants with an intact waistband. Just look at all this loot below.

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Still on the fence about whether DIY gastric-bypass surgery is the right move for you? Just read some of these glowing reviews from satisfied customers.

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