Twenty-three-year-old Pennsylvania mother-of-two Carrie Harkness really liked her date. I mean, she really, really, really, really, really liked her date. In fact, she liked him so much that while they were shopping their local convenience store--no doubt hoping to pick up some brewskis--she opened up the walk-in freezer, popped a squat and took a pee. Classy! No word on how her date felt about Carrie's free-wheeling pee-play, but the store workers were pissed. They had Carrie arrested and now she's on the hook for $508 worth of urine-soaked baked goods and who knows if her date will ever forgive her. But lest we judge Carrie too harshly, think back to your own life. Haven't you ever made a bold move, thinking you'd impress someone only to have it come back and bite you in the ass? (Or pee down your leg?) I certainly have. . . .
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