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Troopers Holding Fake Degrees Sue State for Defamation, Saying Degrees Were Fake, but Not THAT Fake

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There are dozens of websites out there from "universities" like "University of Berkley" and "Almeda University" (not to be confused with Berkeley and Alameda) where people can log on, plug in a bunch of info on their "life experience," then pay a fee and wait while the website shits out a "degree" that they can then pad their resume with. A couple years ago, nine Washington State Patrol Troopers got caught using fake online degrees in order to get pay raises. Now the troopers are suing the state, saying they were defamed when the department implied a link between their fake degrees with those of an even more egregious Spokane-based diploma mill that was busted before the troopers were.

The P-I reported the news today.

In the suit, the troopers--Bryan Ensley, Daniel Mann, Gabriel Olson, Dennis Tardiff and Spike Unruh--each claim to hold degrees from Internet-based colleges that award credit based on "life experience."

Neither school is accredited by any body recognized by the federal Department of Education or the Council for Higher Education Accreditation, the two organizations on which the patrol now relies to determine if a degree is valid.

Basically, the troopers are arguing that at the time they were disciplined (they were each briefly suspended without pay) the department didn't have a policy in place to determine which universities gave degrees that were valid to use for getting pay increases, and which were bullshit scams whose degrees might as well be cutouts from boxes of Cap'n Crunch.

The state has since more clearly defined its rules, which still hold that the troopers' degrees were bogus.

The case also hinges on a Spokane-based diploma mill that was issuing counterfeit degrees from hundreds of fake schools around the world, and whose owners were criminally prosecuted and sent to prison as a result. Lawyers for the troopers say the department "implied" a link from their client's fake-but-legal diplomas to the Spokane scam's fake-and-illegal ones.

The move seems rather a ballsy slap in the face by the troopers, who were lucky to keep their jobs after the incident.

Hopefully their lawyers aren't using fake law degrees, too.

 
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