In what's sure to be yet another blow to anyone with the name "Dameon," Dameon Parker, a 30-year-old Olympia man has been charged with animal cruelty for allegedly luring his neighbor's cat into his house, then cutting off its head with a machete.
She apparently found the headless feline buried in the yard. But it wasn't until Parker took to Facebook to claim victory over the helpless beast that investigators were informed of the act.
Parker's Facebook page is still up, though it appears some of the more incriminating posts are down. The only remaining post is a plea for friends to leave one "Mary" out of the matter, followed by a full throated challenge to anyone who has something to say about catricide to do so to his face.
Parker's Facebook profile pic. White guy dreads = metal
to anyone concerned about the stray cat leave Mary out of it! please leave her alone it has nothing to do with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...people are way out of line and instead of hiding behind a computer screen why dont you confront or talk to me DAMEON about it instead of harassing Mary about something she has nothing to do with you drama crazing (sic) weak minded individuals. ill be here tomorrow so i hope at least some of you have the balls to confront me face to face instead of hiding behind a screen talking shit you cowards. i look forward to even a single one of you having the courage to talk to me tomorrow you fucking weak weak cowards.
Other tidbits to be gleaned from Parker's Facebook page are that he's a musician of the "doomblackmetalnoise" variety, he's single and a fan of "tattoo & piercing" and "Tally's Restaurant Bar & Catering." He's also looking for other "doomblackmetalnoise" musicians to play music with and earlier this year seemed incredulous that he couldn't find any, writing:
whats the deal!? cant find three people in this fucking city to play music with that are down with experimental doomblackmetalnoise etc...?!?!!!?
Oh, and his employer is: "fuck you."
As for the cat, it's name was "Nokio Justis" and according to court documents, a necropsy apparently showed it was still alive when it was decapitated and that Parker's machete blows "undeniably caused severe and extensive pain and resulted in death."
Did we mention he's single?