While others are complaining about too-friendly pat-down searches and revealing X-ray machines at the airports, a woman who goes by the name of Furry Girl tried another approach: stripping down to her skivvies at Sea-Tac without being asked. The response? Something you don't usually hear at strip shows: Put it on! Her motivation, Furry says, was that "The TSA wanted to feel me up or see what I look like without clothes." Fine then. "I get it. I'm a sex worker."
Her online porn site gets about 3 million unique visitors a year, she says, and clients pay $4 a minute to see her naked via web cam, "so the TSA's interest in me came as no surprise. Normally, I would charge for such a service, but this one was on the house. Duty, country, sacrifice, patriotism, all that."
For her voyage through security land, she says, she donned a see-though chemise and sheer panties under her street clothes.
I would have done this naked, but being arrested for public nudity doesn't really help to underscore my cause, and it would screw up my vacation and turn me into a sex offender, both of which would be a real bummer. (I also considered going through while packing a huge strap-on cock with my metal-free, airport-friendly Joque harness.)
The bummer is that the cancer machines at Seatac were busted for some reason, so they were just using metal detectors. But, even though I didn't get to shoot video of myself being groped, hopefully this is still amusing.
Here's her unedited video from three days ago: The fun part comes early: