Amazon Selling "Pedophile's Guide" on Website, Non-Pervs Not Amused

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UPDATE: After a shitstorm of controversy, Amazon has now pulled the Pedophile's Guide from its online store. Sorry, creepers.

Budding perverts who'd like to know how they can keep "loving" little boys and girls without ending up getting "loved" by a large prison cellmate, need look no further than There they'll find "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure," by Phillip R. Greaves II--a book that promises to lay out "rules" for pedophiliacs that will make them less prone to getting caught and the public less apt to want to cut their balls off.

Greaves, who's also the author of such works as "Our Gardens of Flesh" and "The Grand Delusion" seems to be either joking, or under his own grand delusion that readers will see his efforts as a long overdue defense of a misunderstood group of sexual deviants and not a shameless attempt to shock people into paying $4.79 for his dumb book.

He had this typo-ridden product description to go with his new page-turner.

This is my attempt to make pedophile situations safer for those juveniles that find themselves involved in them, by establishing certian (sic) rules for these adults to follow. I hope to achieve this by appealing to the better nature of pedosexuals, with hope that their doing so will result in less hatred and perhaps liter (sic) sentences should they ever be caught.

Amazon customers, meanwhile, have unleashed a biblical-grade shit storm of hate upon him and upon Amazon itself for allowing the book to be sold.

Doug Calhoun writes:

Will not be ordering from Amazon until this disgusting piece of trash is removed...a clear incitement for crimes against children. Free speech is one thing, personal responsibility must go along with it!!! SHAME ON YOU, AMAZON!!

Pamela Peters says:

I just read that you are selling this book. I am a frequent customer and am absolutely disgusted. I am happy to shop elsewhere if these are your vetting standards.

Of course, not everyone is offended. Ralph here gave the book five stars, writing:

I've seen some funny stuff on the Internet, but this made my day. Everything about it - from the title, to the Editorial Review, to the tags, to the comments - simply hilarious. I think I bit my mouth laughing while trying to eat a sammich. At $4.79 it make an excellent gag gift too. I think I have the wife's Christmas list pretty much set now.

Mmmmm, sammich. Ewwwww, pedophilia.

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