Seward Park has been the Lindsay Lohan of leafy green spaces in Seattle this past week: constantly in the news and for all the wrong reasons. On Monday night a jogger was attacked by a man wielding a knife. Then, less than 24 hours later, a pack of teens allegedly beat and robbed two men walking on a trail and another man tried to have sex with his car.
The only surprising part of this story: the car in question was a Chevy Celebrity. Not, as we'd first assumed, a more accommodating model like the Mercury Mistress.