Late last week, Mars Hill pastor Mark Driscoll blew the mats out of yoga studios everywhere by announcing that practitioners of the peaceful, pretzel art were "demonic," urging true followers of Christ to limber up in a more lordly manner. But what Driscoll conveniently left out was that there's a sect of Christians based in North Carolina which prides itself on being particularly demonic.
The Demon mascot soon became known for his shenanigans. According to the school's website, in the Fifties, the Deacon "sent shock waves through a Bowman Gray [Stadium] crowd one afternoon when he dropped his pants - only to reveal a pair of Bermuda shorts."
Can you imagine a self-respecting yogi wearing Bermuda shorts? Clearly, Driscoll's barking down the wrong hole.