If you're a golfer, one of the joys of getting older is trying to shoot your age. That is, have your score match the number of years you've been on this Earth. It's a good goal to have on a golf course. An extremely dangerous one to have behind the wheel.
Brandon told the trooper she was on her way to an appointment and simply didn't realize how fast she was going. But I've got another theory.
That theory: Marcia Brandon is really just a huge fan of comedian Patton Oswalt. Observe.
|Patton Oswalt - The Big 9-0|
Sorry Brandon. You've still got eight more years to go.