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I'm sure Robert DeNiro is super-excited now that he's finally wrestled the title of Mr. Erectile Dysfunction away from Bob Dole . What's that you

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Today in Sex: Would You Entrust Your Stiffy to This Man?

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I'm sure Robert DeNiro is super-excited now that he's finally wrestled the title of Mr. Erectile Dysfunction away from Bob Dole. What's that you say? You hadn't heard that Mr. Mean Streets packs some weak meat? Well, the other day, wacky French actor Gerard Depardieu gave an interview wherein he described the process of turning Deniro's limp chimp into a mighty gorilla.

Apparently, back in the '70s, during the filming of the Bertolucci movie, 1900, Deniro was required to be filmed with full-frontal boner action. (Guess which movie just shot to the top of my Netflix queue?)

Only Travis Bickle was in a pickle—he couldn't get it up.

Sadly for those of us with prurient minds, it wasn't a method cure, so there wasn't any hot man-on-man action. But instead, according to the Guardian:

His secret recipe, Depardieu explained, involved a combination of water and Tiger Balm, a Chinese heat rub. It was this concoction, he added, that ensured De Niro was able to maintain an erection throughout a scene that demanded full-frontal nudity. The two men have apparently been firm friends ever since.

Get it—firm friends! Love those cheeky Brits!

While Depardieu claims this painful-sounding mixture worked on his friend's knob, I have to wonder about the pain aspect. I mean, Tiger Balm kind of tingles when you rub it on a sore shoulder—I can't imagine it'd be very pleasant massaged into your Johnson. And imagine being on the receiving end of such scorched wood. Ouch.

 
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