You know that guy who loudly insists that women suck at sports? Well imagine if that guy cut a highlight reel of the Seattle Storm's Game 1 victory in the WNBA Finals. What you'd have is Deadspin's "patronizingly edited" clip of the "NBA's lady auxiliary." To check out the video scored by Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass Band, click here. And Storm fans, do have a paper bag handy, OK? Your blood pressure is about to spike.