Two women and an 11-year-old girl were walking in a Kenmore park earlier this month when they spotted a man fondling himself through the pockets of his khaki shorts. Perv that he was, the older man didn't stop after one of the women yelled at him, nor after they started taking pictures of him in his birthday suit. You've seen the cropped photo. Continue, if you dare, for the uncropped version.
King County Sheriff's Office
My God, the horror.
If you feel an unfortunate pang of recognition upon gazing at this disturbing photo, please call 206-296-3311. Then, for your own sake, find a shrink. You're going to need one.