If you're reading this post, that probably means you spend way too much time on the internet. (Just like me!) Which means you've also probably seen and been tickled by The Oatmeal, the hilarious webcomic created by Matthew Inman. Inman was recently in Seattle to give a talk at the Ignite conference, a "geek event" filled with five-minute presentations. After the jump, see what the guy who created a website about women with mustaches looks, walks and talks like.