Idaho is not looking too good this week. First there was the guy who bit his roommate's nose off during a fight. Now there's the case of Chris Collins, a 47-year-old Boise man who may have mistaken the doctor of Dr. Pepper fame for an actual M.D.
Needless to say there was no one trapped in the machine. And when cops went to Collins' room they found a plausible explanation for his delusions.
Collins is now charged with possession of meth and drug paraphernalia and malicious injury to property. He's also accused of being a really shitty first responder, as the motel sodas he tried to free remain imprisoned in their glass cage.