A FedEx tractor-trailer jack-knifed on I-5 yesterday, leaving it and its driver stuck in a muddy ditch. Clearly something went wrong; rigs don't just up and lose control on their own. But what could have caused the driver such near-perilous distraction? A cell phone? His CB? A particularly engrossing Danielle Steel audio-book? Nay to all those options. After the jump, find out what salty treat nearly spelled doom for our fortunate trucker in the best headline you'll read all day.
OK, so it's not quite as good as this headline:
But then again, what is?