The Best Headline You'll Read All Day

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A FedEx tractor-trailer jack-knifed on I-5 yesterday, leaving it and its driver stuck in a muddy ditch. Clearly something went wrong; rigs don't just up and lose control on their own. But what could have caused the driver such near-perilous distraction? A cell phone? His CB? A particularly engrossing Danielle Steel audio-book? Nay to all those options. After the jump, find out what salty treat nearly spelled doom for our fortunate trucker in the best headline you'll read all day.

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OK, so it's not quite as good as this headline:

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But then again, what is?

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