Alex Rodriguez had a busy weekend. The New York Yankees' third-baseman drove in the winning run against his old team on Friday night. He was greeted with boos and derisively tossed dollar bills at Safeco Field throughout the series. And, according to some random person on Twitter, he finished off his weekend like all of us do: by spending a small fortune on white jeans.
He kisses his own reflection in photo shoots for "Details" magazine.
Of COURSE he wears white jeans. Wink wink nudge nudge ELBOW ELBOW. (For those still not up to speed, we're implying that he's gay. There. You happy?)