Why did Ken Griffey Jr. have to retire one day before "Cheezburger Night," when Safeco is given over to those who only watch baseball when

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Mariners and Lolcats Team Up to Destroy 7th-Inning Stretch

Why did Ken Griffey Jr. have to retire one day before "Cheezburger Night," when Safeco is given over to those who only watch baseball when it means getting a feline bobblehead?

Forgive this ultimate expression of sports' snobbery, but watching some gray-haired cat lover mangle "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" -- revised, Lolcat-friendly lyrics after the jump -- is not the appropriate way to mourn the loss of the greatest player in franchise history.

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I haz a sad.

(H/T: Dan Levy)

 
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