There can only be one reason why Seahawks rookie wide receiver Golden Tate was caught in a Bellevue Top Pot at 3 a.m. Wait, scratch that, there could be a million reasons. But neither the donut shop manager, the cops who issued him a trespassing warning nor Tate's people are saying what they might be. My guess: Tate is just trying to make Seattle fans forget about his terrible singing voice. (TMZ)
In the tape (which you can right-click and open in a new tab) the Top Pot night baker tells the dispatcher that she thinks Tate and his friend are just "drunk" and "being retarded." Tate lives in an apartment above the store and apparently told cops that the smell of maple bars at 3 a.m. was "irresistible."
The best part about the tape: the baker describing Tate as "pretty athletically built, I guess." Not a ringing endorsement of the Seahawks' wide receiver's physique.