KJR Listeners Affirm Megan Fox's Status as the Best Jerk-Off Fodder on the Planet

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"
The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159.

Fox's victory breaks a years-long streak of women named Jessica--Biel and Alba, specifically--winning the fabulously politically incorrect contest, which now attracts tens of thousands of participants of all genders, ethnicities and sexual predilections. The sports-radio station put Fox in the same bracket as both Biel and Alba. Biel beat Alba early in the proceedings, and then Fox smoked Biel in the Elite Eight en route to her first "Queen of the Hardwood" title.

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