- Dave at U.S.S. Mariner says forget about the fact that Seattle's living treasure of a ballplayer took a cat nap instead of pinch-hitting. Focus instead on the fact that a fellow Mariner ratted him out.
- Wallyhood has the strangest advice column you'll ever see: a handy how-to guide on how to hire a Mexican immigrant from Home Depot.
- Licorice lovers rejoice! The much-maligned sweet that tickles your taste buds is one of the few confections to escape Washington's new candy tax.