Readers pParkerT and E! have alternate selections for The Ugliest Statue in Seattle.
Gollum on the high seas and clowns. It's like someone sculpted my nightmares.
"no, no, no and no. The ugliest statue in Seattle is the Christopher Columbus statue near the Seattle Aquarium on the waterfront. It has to be one of the, if not THE, ugliest representation of the human form in the United States. It's no wonder that the Seattle Parks dept has to shield it in an ugly plywood box every October. The plywood box is actually an improvement on the statue."
"What about that JP Patches status in Fremont !!??! I loved JP but good god that thing is FUGLY!!"