In the market for a boat? Want to experience the thrill of owning a vessel that a celebrity you'll never meet once owned? Then you should buy Neil Young's old sailboat.
"Old man, look at my boat. Sails are inclu-ded."
Three Sheets Northwest says that Ragland, the "two-masted, gaff-rigged schooner" owned by Young for 35 years is available for the low price of $695,000, plus the quarter-mil it costs every year to operate. For this handsome bounty you get a wood fireplace, a table made from an old whale blubber chopping block and the satisfaction that comes with knowing you're one of only two people to ever snort a line off the ship's elephant tusk trim. (The other, of course, being David Crosby.)
For more information, contact Walter Wallace at the Foss Waterway Seaport in Tacoma. (Note: Sailor Cat not included.)