Fully clothed and, thankfully, only from the waist up.
Mariners closer David Aardsma allegedly did a very dumb thing: he took a cell-phone photo of himself naked. Now he might pay for that unfortunate sext by having his junk blasted across the interwebs.
Noted athlete-manhood enthusiasts Deadspin say that Aardsma's "meat-peeper" initially sent the following e-mail to the Seattle Met, which is just strange:
To whom it may concern:
I have a photo of Seattle Mariners pitcher David Aardsma that may be of interest to your magazine publication. Sent to my phone directly from Mr. Aardsma (camera phone of Mr. Aardsma clearly displayed in the picture itself) showing subject in VERY compromising position (i.e. fully nude). Considering his marital status and prominent position in the Seattle community, this photo necessitates significant attention. Due to the recent media coverage of Tiger Woods' similar situation, this topic is rather timely & appropriate in nature.
If you have any interest in acquiring this photo, feel free to contact me through this email address. Thank you for your time.
Mike Sweeney is allegedly a big kidder in the locker room, but we think he's taken this prank one step too far.