If you found it a little bit harder than usual to get downtown this morning, blame the vampire. Confused? Let Mike Johnson of the Union Gospel Mission explain.
The suspicious man then took a walk down 3rd Avenue, at which point everyone justifiably freaked the f out. SWAT was called, the vampire had a face-to-face encounter with the little bomb-sniffing robot guy and eventually the man was arrested. After the jump, the worst "Hurt Locker"-"Twilight" mashup you've ever seen.