If you found it a little bit harder than usual to get downtown this morning, blame the vampire. Confused? Let Mike Johnson of the Union

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Vampire With Pipe-Bomb Strapped to His Arm Disrupts Downtown Traffic

If you found it a little bit harder than usual to get downtown this morning, blame the vampire. Confused? Let Mike Johnson of the Union Gospel Mission explain.

The suspicious man then took a walk down 3rd Avenue, at which point everyone justifiably freaked the f out. SWAT was called, the vampire had a face-to-face encounter with the little bomb-sniffing robot guy and eventually the man was arrested. After the jump, the worst "Hurt Locker"-"Twilight" mashup you've ever seen.

 
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