Sword-Waving Bainbridge Island Man Claims He Was "Hunting Werewolves"

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If you find this guy rooting in your trash can late at night, that shirtless guy won't seem so crazy.
Your typical werewolf hunter usually arms himself with silver bullets. Which makes one shirtless Bainbridge Island man anything but your typical werewolf hunter.

Yesterday afternoon cops were called to the parking lot of the ProBuild hardware store. There they found a 35-year-old bare-torsoed man waving a sword. When they asked what he was doing, the wolf-man tracker replied that he was "hunting werewolves and chuds."

The clearly deranged man had scratches all over his body and told cops he was concerned for his safety. The werewolves, he said, often took human form. Which meant you could never be too careful.

Cops quickly disarmed the man and found that, on top of the sword, he was also carrying a number of throwing knives. He hasn't been charged with a crime. But he has been taken to Harrison Memorial in Bremerton for an evaluation, where he'll hopefully be given a handful of whatever it is that makes you stop seeing the world as filled with blood-thirsty were-men.

 
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