Reader Henry responds to Ninth District Court of Appeals Is Cool With Tasering of Pregnant Women.
"Taze a pregnant chick? Why you'd have to be crazy, nyuk nyuk."
"My imagined conversation among the three stooges, er, officers:
"Moe: She won't sign. Whaddaya think about Tazing her.
"Curly: Didn't the legislature say that people don't have to sign for tickets anymore?
"Moe: Yeah, so what?
"Larry: Well, she's pregnant... if we taze her, one way or another it's likely to cost the city a lot of money.
"Moe: But she won't sign!""Curly: If we taze her, we'll look like idiots, or worse, the Gestapo.
"Moe: But she won't sign! I can't let a woman get the best of me. Buzzzzzap...
"Your playwright is in California, where he had been thinking that our state had permanent rights to the title of 'crazy.' But I guess we gotta share the title with you guys in Washington now.
"Ay yi yi."