Wanted: Non-Godly to Rate Churches

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This man was docked two points for being "too preachy."
The only thing worse than trying to find a job is trying to find a job during a recession. To that end, we present Wanted: A weekly look at the weirdest ways to pay the bills in Twenty-Ten.

The Job Undercover parishioner for ChurchRater, the Yelp for Yahweh.

The Responsibilities Anonymously attend church service, then dish about it afterward.

The Qualifications Non-Christian. Ages 20-35. Don't believe in Jesus, but also don't have an ax to grind against people who do.

The Pay $50 per service.

What the Job Description Doesn't Say but Should Free wine! Although when taking in the body and the blood, it's probably best to limit yourself to a sip, not a glug, lest you blow your cover.

(H/T: Danny Westneat)

 
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