The only thing worse than trying to find a job is trying to find a job during a recession. To that end, we present Wanted: A weekly look at the weirdest ways to pay the bills in Twenty-Ten.
The Job Attention-craving drama-queen for Oxygen's dip into the tepid waters of VH1-level debasement, "The Bad Girls Club."
The Responsibilities Personify Oxygen's motto ("Live Out Loud") by being as noisy, destructive, slutty or combative as you can be, all while being taped.
The Qualifications Must be 21 or older. Must refer to self in third-person. Must be so self-absorbed that you can't see other people as anything other than stepping stones on the road to wealth and fame. Must feel comfortable wearing less than most Lowrider centerfolds. (And if not willing to strip down, must possess some alternate personality flaw that can be exploited. Witness: Season Two's Tanisha and her relentless pan-banging.)
The Pay Free food. Free lodging. Impermanent notoriety. (It's not like this is "The Real World" or anything.
What The Job Description Doesn't Say But Should If you actually think you're qualified for this gig, seek professional help. Or, for society's sake, sterilization.