Boeing developed a laser so cool it had to call it the MATRIX . Now its found a way to use its truck-mounted Laser Avenger

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Video: New Boeing Lasers Blow up Stuff Good

Boeing developed a laser so cool it had to call it the MATRIX. Now its found a way to use its truck-mounted Laser Avenger to destroy union jobs IEDs.

Tech blog PopSci says that the laser explodes artillery using its "hot stare." Which sounds like a way of describing the lascivious look you'd get from a stranger 'round closing time, right down to the burning sensation that comes later. (Hiyo!)

Ahh. Sometimes it's nice to just sit back and appreciate America: Where the sophisticated ruthlessness of Bond villainry meets the buttoned-up drab of a line-item in a defense appropriations bill.

 
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