Maria Cantwell May Lose Title of "Sexiest Senator"

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Maria Cantwell is but the latest heart broken by Scott Brown.
Scott Brown's upset victory in Massachusetts may have some political observers thinking that Sen. Patty Murray is doomed come November. But its had an even more devastating impact on Murray's junior colleague in Washington.

According to the Huffington Post, the sexiest of all fake political websites, the newly elected Sen. Brown is likely to unseat Sen. Maria Cantwell as the "Sexiest Senator." A poll asking if Sen. Brown is sexier currently has 43-percent of readers agreeing that the Cosmo centerfold deserves the honorific bestowed upon Cantwell last June.

Man. And just when you thought being compared unfavorably to a dead squirrel was the worst thing that could ever happen to you, along comes this.

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