If something deep in your bones is telling you you're about to hear about a stupid criminal, congratulations: Your Spidey sense is officially more in tune than the Tacoma bandit who robbed a pizza joint last night.
Even Hollywood A-listers aren't immune from the recession.
The News Tribune reports that a man wearing a Spiderman ski mask walked into a Papa Murphy's around 7 P.M. and robbed the employees at gunpoint. By the time Tacoma police arrived the suspect had fled.
Besides a vague description, cops don't have much to go on. But just to be safe, any and all Peter Parkers in the Tacoma area better make sure they've got a Monday night alibi now, before the police get desperate.