Simple rule about folk heroes: They don't qualify until someone writes a song about them. Fortunately for Colton Harris-Moore, someone has decided to pen The Ballard of Barefoot Harris, a tune that puts him in the ranks of Jesse James, the Green Berets and skinny dudes everywhere.
Unfortunately for Colton Harris-Moore, that someone isn't Slim Pickens, Bob Dylan or even Barry Sadler. Instead, our Barefoot Burglar gets Michael Mirrielees. A well-meaning dude with a guitar and a webcam but without a mastery of the high note.