My neighbors and I saw a sketchy guy on Dayton Ave N. and N. 73rd this afternoon looking suspicious, hanging out on the corner apparently waiting for someone. He was emaciated and pale as a ghost, and bore a striking resemblance to Steve Buscemi's character in Fargo.
I think I did a pretty good job scaring him off...he was probably in shock being told off by a mom in a station wagon.
It's like Charles Bronson meets Desperate Housewives meets the Stasi. And it's not profiling and harassment--it's just keeping our neighborhood safe! Anyway, insider sources assure us that if you're pale and skinny, you can apply for a harassment exemption, though the sketchy need not apply.