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So Glenn Beck's scheduled to ride his Batshitmobile into Mount Vernon later this month to accept the keys to the city. (Compare Beck to another

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They Should've Gone for Stephen Colbert

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So Glenn Beck's scheduled to ride his Batshitmobile into Mount Vernon later this month to accept the keys to the city. (Compare Beck to another Skagit Valley native. Then wonder why Vanessa Fontana isn't getting keys too.)

Having witnessed this circus, Bellingham's mayor is looking to counter. Reports the AP:

Bellingham Mayor Dan Pike says he's offering a key to his city to Jon Stewart, host of Comedy Central's satirical news program "The Daily Show."

...Pike says if Mount Vernon can give native son Beck a key, "perhaps Bellingham could provide a key to Mr. Stewart for the better reasons of providing cogent yet comedic analysis of news events and personalities." Pike says he and Stewart attended the same New Jersey high school.

Getting Stewart to accept could be tough--the guy doesn't appear to leave New York all that often. The beloved attention whore Stephen Colbert, on the other hand...

 
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