This year's big announcement: Ballmer's own line of hypercolor clothing.
Safeco Field will not be hosting any playoff games tomorrow. (Or for some time.) But it will be hosting an event that is certainly of playoff intensity: Microsoft's annual meeting. It runs from 11:00 AM to 4:30 PM, and SNL head writer Seth Myers will host, but the main draw will be none other the the head honcho, Mr. Steve Ballmer, who's like George Patton on a couple pints of Red Bull.