Generic blues-rock soundtrack: $20

Light Rail Ride $2

Mariners jersey: $80

Three bottles of wine: $120

Sunglasses: $14

Coat over the shoulder walking shot next

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Larry Phillips' New Ad: Priceless

Generic blues-rock soundtrack: $20

Light Rail Ride $2

Mariners jersey: $80

Three bottles of wine: $120

Sunglasses: $14

Coat over the shoulder walking shot next to the light rail train: Priceless

Lip-Synch of own voice-over in front of Safeco Field: Even more priceless.

Paraphrasing one-hit wonder Timbuk3's one hit, then lowering shades and winking at the camera: Like the original Mona Lisa multiplied by the Dead Sea Scrolls to the power of the birth of your first child. i.e. TOTALLY F-IN' PRICELESS!!!!!

What any of this has to do with running county government: Nothing.

As Vernal Coleman put it, it plays more like an ad for a date with Larry Phillips. Which, come to think of it, looks kinda fun.

 
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