At least if you're prone to comparing your penis to objects at work parties. Snohomish County Planning and Development director Craig Ladiser got canned last week after an investigation found that's exactly what he did at a golf tournament sponsored by the Master Builders Association, providing visual evidence for the comparison. Reports the Seattle Times:
According to the report, Ladiser drank two drink glasses of Jack Daniel's after he arrived at the Golf Club at Redmond Ridge and continued to drink heavily as he played in a foursome that included Michael Pattison, government-affairs manager for the Master Builders.
Witnesses said two nearby golfers were discussing tee length and one, the woman identified in the investigation as Jane Doe, held up a tee to Ladiser's foursome. Ladiser then walked up to the woman, unzipped his pants and said something to the effect of "I'll show you the size of my tee," the report says.