In signing T.J. "Who's Your Momma?" Houshmandzadeh, the Seahawks not only acquired the market's top free-agent wide receiver--a sure-handed, precision-route-runner who for nine years was Ocho Cinco's partner in swagger--but also the franchise's second ever player to have appeared on MTV Cribs. (Housh was on last August: among other things, he has twin, customized Range Rovers (his wife's on 22s, his on 24s), a waterfall with a fireplace, and a waterfall cascading off a gazebo.)
Former Hawk corner Bobby Taylor appeared on Cribs in February of 2005, but the team released him the next fall. Let's hope the curse doesn't repeat with Houshmandzadeh, who is a little old for a receiver at 31.