New Bank Robber: CondomHead ChinScruff


A distant cousin of SpongeBob SquarePants, CondomHead ChinScruff robs banks with the help of a reservoir-tip stocking cap. The above photograph shows him in action at a Woodinville Bank of America on Friday.

If you see CondomHead, do not attempt to apprehend him yourself, as he may be dangerous. Also, avoid exposing him to direct sunlight or storing him for prolonged periods at temperatures above 100 degrees.

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