One person whose profile isn't private is defensive ace Venoy Overton, who lists his religion as "money maker." We doubted the authenticity of the page until we looked at the profile pics and found numerous self-portraits, including the grill shot above.
Finally, could this be Nate Robinson's Twitter feed? (We put in a call with the Knicks to find out.) Again, it seems unlikely, though if any NBA player is going to write 86 tweets in one day, it's Nate.