Christmas is full of traditions. Flocking the tree. Passing out presents. Crashing grandma's house in order to get some free grub. Bailing dad out of jail.
So it is in the spirit of the holiday that my favorite tradition is trotted out again for the second time; reviewing some of the worst Christmas songs of all times (and my favorite).
Now if you've been stuck at home for the past week because Mayor Nickels hasn't personally come to your house with a flamethrower to melt the snow accumulated in your driveway, then perhaps you haven't been treated to the proper dose of bad holiday music piped in at the mall, grocery store, pawn shop and adult video store.
Not to fear.
Using the latest technological innovations, combined with scientific polling and good old fashioned gumshoe research, The Seattle Weekly presents to you the cheesiest of Christmas cheer.