From our System Administrator Paul Jensen:


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We take you now to Jean Enersen in the WINTER STORM WATCH 2008



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From our System Administrator Paul Jensen:


weatherplus1.jpgSPECIAL REPORT * SPECIAL REPORT *

We take you now to Jean Enersen in the WINTER STORM WATCH 2008 FIRST ALERT CODE RED NEWSROOM TRACKING CENTER.

Thumbnail image for jean.jpgGood afternoon. Breaking news happening right now as we speak.

We're getting word that we might be getting some snow.

Sometime today.

Maybe.

We take you now to our man on the scene, "Danger" Jim Forman, who is out braving this possible winter storm. Jim? Jim are you there?

Oh God. Did we lose Jim?


sears.jpgThanks, Jean. I'm here and I'm safe! But we are hearing that there is a potential here for a real nasty cold front.

Possibly.

It could get sort of cold...and if there's any moisture in the air...it could snow a little.

Maybe.

Jean?


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are you?


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Apparently, I'm in a

Sears Photo Studio

.

Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for jean.jpgI see - I thought

you'd be out covering the winter storm watch...



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Oh the HELLS no. 

That's not my beat anymore.  I did my time in hurricanes, earthquakes, typhoons,

blizzards, chinooks and hailstorms.

[Expletive] that

noise.  I send my intern Bobby out for the heavy stuff.  Bobby, are you there? 

Come in, Bobby!


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Thanks Jim.  As you

can see, it's really starting to not come down.  The complete lack of snow has

really flummoxed drivers. 

As you can see

behind me, there's a semi that's just crawling down the highway, going about 8

miles an hour, for absolutely no reason. 

It's a real mess out

here.  Jean, back to you.


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Guys, that was

pathetic.  I'll be at the bar.


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Bobby, are you

wearing gloves?  Gloves?  Dude,

when I did your job I didn't get any stinkin' gloves.  I went out in freakin'

windstorms wearing nothing but a rain slicker and a smile.  Christ, I went

commando for the Nisqually

Earthquake coverage.  Went from a baritone to a bass on that one.  And you're

wearing mittens.  Unbelievable.  What's a-matter - is the poor thing cold?  You

wimpy little piece of...


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Sorry to interrupt

my emasculation, Jim, but I just received word that there might be a couple of

patches of black ice near Duvall.


[Silence]


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Oh [expletive]! 

Black ice is the worst!


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Hey, dude.  Sorry

'bout the glove comment.  I was just playing. 

You be careful out

there.  Black ice can [expletive] you up.  For

real.

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Our thoughts and

prayers go out to Bobby's family. 

We're hoping that he

makes it home safe and sound tonight. 

But we doubt

it.
 

Once again our top

story:  patches of black ice near Duvall, and snow might fall somewhere near

Seattle in the

possible near future. 

Stay tuned for

continuing coverage of the Winter Storm Watch Code Red Whatever Alert

2008.

 

We now take you back to Server

Reboot Wednesday already in progress.


 
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